hufflepuffhaku ([info]hufflepuffhaku) wrote,
2006-04-07 08:25:00
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If you want something done, sometimes you gotta do it yourself.

Zabuza already knows how incompetent this school is, so I shan't be sending the help!code.

Last night, walking communicating telepathically with that nice Ravenclaw first-year, Shino, I hit upon an epiphany for escape! Shino helpfully summoned a swarm of fleas to me, which I then set loose upon the unicorns. After the unicorns were sufficiently tormented, I magicked the fleas away with Bug-Be-Gonenum.

Very impressed with my skills, the Unicorns were open to negotiations. I have been released from my engagement (until I'm of "legal" age, which I said, according to my foster-father, wouldn't happen until I was aprox. eighty years old) with the agreement of bringing along my blood-brothers and -sisters to Konohogwarts so they could learn how to magic away fleas, too.

So, uh, Professor Kurenai? In case you're wondering what the unicorns are doing, they're staying in the commons room until I can find and speak to Professor Tsume about a place to stay. Unless you want to get rid of them, although I wouldn't recommend it. They're kind of crabby since we ran into a bunch of werewolves on our way back to the castle. I don't know why the werewolves were there; they weren't there the last time, and it was almost dawn, anyway.

PS: TenTen and Ino: you can come fetch Elmer and Jimbo at your discretion. Hinata, are you awake yet? Would you like a unicorn, too?

PSS: Kankuro, I brought those sheets back, too. >.> They're in need of dry-cleaning but are in otherwise nearly-mint condition. I'm keeping that unicorn horn.

PSSS: Yes, I still have rabbit ears. No, I don't know when they're going to go away.

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[info]professor_gai

April 7 2006, 16:56:39 UTC 6 years ago

*_* ...Unicorns? ....*drinks their blood for youthfulness*

[info]hufflepuffhaku

April 7 2006, 17:02:05 UTC 6 years ago

D:<

*jabs Professor Gai's Sudden Loss Of Bowel Control Pressure Point*

[info]professor_gai

April 7 2006, 17:08:31 UTC 6 years ago

*doesn't understand how Haku can do that over the computer because it's a monitor so it just doesn't happen :D* *is a taijutsu master and would probably break Haku's neck in two seconds for doing such a thing* u_u *yawns because...this is a computer comment*

Oh yeah. And we're going to have to take those Unicorns out of here. I believe it's against the Ministry's regulations. *would probably allow the if Lee took them in*

((XD just to tell you, and it makes no sense to me T_T how it's a journal entry and when people comment, you can't just uh...reach through a computer monitor and do such a thing. And crack is crack, but having psychic abilities and knowing pressure points that don't exist *shiatsu specialist here* kind of godmods slightly. T_T I'm not angry, but this is just something I've been meaning to address in the community. Students shouldn't be..you know. Jesus. In magic. ))

[info]professor_gai

April 7 2006, 17:11:35 UTC 6 years ago

((once again T_T It bothers me that I might have come off as what would be considered bitchy, so please, don't think I'm angry at you. It just kind of can be a hinderance to a lot of death eater's plans and also throw off the power balance of the teachers and students if the students suddenly are jeebus in magic >_> ♥ but keep up the crack.))

[info]professor_gai

April 7 2006, 17:13:32 UTC 6 years ago

(( http://www.aromacaring.co.uk/images/diag_p2.gif XD oh and here you go for future referance if you want to actually kick ass with pressure points.))

[info]hufflepuffhaku

April 7 2006, 17:38:37 UTC 6 years ago

((you might actually want to make something of a public post regarding the students' abilities to use magic within reason))

[info]hufflepuffhaku

April 7 2006, 17:15:27 UTC 6 years ago

((if Professor Gai is present where the unicorns are to drink their blood, then Haku is present because he's currently with the unicorns, so they're essentially in the same room, unless you're trying to drink the unicorn's blood through the computer, which doesn't many any more sense - and Haku isn't exactly the sharpest crayon in the box anyway))

[info]professor_gai

April 7 2006, 17:16:19 UTC 6 years ago

((XD He isn't present to drink the blood, I just stated that he drinks unicorn blood to stay youthful. That might have been a miscommunication, since you could easily take it as him PRESENTLY drinking unicorn blood to stay youthful ohohoho u_u sorry for the misunderstanding))

Anonymous

April 7 2006, 17:30:15 UTC 6 years ago

((ooooh, I see. =/ Yes, it was easily misinterprated. Haku tends to be quite oblivious, though, so it's easily done. ^_^))

[info]ew_younerd

April 7 2006, 17:51:12 UTC 6 years ago

((That was my fault, actually. On my part. >_> I think I worded that awkwardly. And look!! :D http://community.livejournal.com/konohogwarts/1643.html I made a post because you told me to. You know, I'm kind of retarded. I can admit this. So if you ever have suggestions for me on how to improve my retardedness or modship, just tell me. You weren't doing anything too wrong, and I worded ~_~ that whole thing wrong so..yeah. I'm an idiot, basically.))

[info]kuredwine

April 7 2006, 19:26:42 UTC 6 years ago

You'll have to take them out, then 7_7;;; *doesn't care either way*

[info]real_evil_twin

April 7 2006, 17:17:38 UTC 6 years ago

Unicorns did you say? Certain...aspects...of unicorns are quite valuable. I'd be happy to provide a pasture slaughterhouse behind my cottage for them! *shifty eyes*

[info]professor_gai

April 7 2006, 17:25:57 UTC 6 years ago

*_* I'll help, sir.

[info]real_evil_twin

April 7 2006, 17:47:49 UTC 6 years ago

You're help is always appreciated...

[info]hufflepuffhaku

April 7 2006, 17:31:01 UTC 6 years ago

Oh, would you? This is excellent. Could you house five or ten? =D

[info]real_evil_twin

April 7 2006, 17:47:26 UTC 6 years ago

Easily! *calls contact in the ministry about the price of unicorn pelts

[info]chizpurfle_love

April 7 2006, 17:43:25 UTC 6 years ago

I didn't actually...summon them. I just said I would. The Unicorns probably attracted them. Sorry. ^^;

[info]hufflepuffhaku

April 7 2006, 17:48:12 UTC 6 years ago

O.O ...
Well, it worked out in the end, right?
*is starting to feel a little intimidated*

[info]chizpurfle_love

April 7 2006, 18:01:13 UTC 6 years ago

...Yeah.
I suppose.
It is kind of scary. @_@

[info]griffin_bungirl

April 7 2006, 23:59:26 UTC 6 years ago

I'm a talking puppy. Joy

Can I fetch the unicorn later? @_@ I'm still too short...

[info]slythshark

April 12 2006, 23:09:12 UTC 6 years ago

Unicorns? Really.

I could make some jokes about virgins, but I won't. Be grateful.
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